i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

gogoatz:

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

ARE YOU SAYING KOFFING IS NOT CUTE

iamthelegolas:

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

no they use proactive

braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe. 

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

..I also said that this ship was generating enough power to punch a hole in the universe. We just found the hole.

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

• Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out